Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Enchantments Applied: 213 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Love Letters Sent: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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