ParaLingualCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4242	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	294	Emeralds Found:	7466

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	105	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6393	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	4966

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3670
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5608	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8671	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	748	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	335729
Towns Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38