PainfulPupzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6934
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5896

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mines Excavated:	1548
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	7694
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3061	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.