PagerPocalypse | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	1000
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	997
Dragon Eggs Found:	534	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	5237
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	888778	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Buildings Constructed:	35	Enchantments Applied:	207
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	141
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5094

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6530	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	773860
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	6711	Void Gems Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2