so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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