so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 167 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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