so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magic Items Found: 8404
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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