come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Villages Defended: 10
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 836 Magic Items Found: 4134
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Emeralds Found: 8734
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Towns Built: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mines Excavated: 1477

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1727 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 103 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 5959
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3731 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6374 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Crops Grown: 6314
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ores Mined: 4536
    Falling into the Void: 1 Enchantments Applied: 190

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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