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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3481 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).
