Onyxtales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Star Shards Collected:	154
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	3031	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8996
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1893
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	1751	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	145

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Crops Grown:	2359
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6082	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	4821	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	190
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	870	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	10