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Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1351	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

age, Age gap parents, age gap relationships, family dynamics, family dynamics revealed, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, family secrets confessed, family secrets exposed, family secrets revealed, family secrets uncovered, gap, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, parental age difference, parents, smp, teenage parents, teenage pregnancy, unconventional family dynamics, unconventional family structure, unconventional parenting

Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

augmented reality, Communication, convenience, Customization, design, Entertainment, fashion, fitness tracker, FUNCTIONALITY, futuristic, GadgetGurus, health monitoring, innovation, long battery life, personal assistant, productivity, smart device, smp, Technology, user-friendly, virtual reality, wearable gadget, WearableWonder

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

book blog, book community, book discussion, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, book sequel, book series, bookish, bookish discussions, bookish tags, BookSequelCraft, bookworm, Character development, Continues, fan theories, Fiction, Literature, novel, plot continuation, Quest, reading, storytelling

Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

alzheimer’s, anti-aging, BOOSTING, boosting agent, brain disorders, brain health, cellular health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, energy production, Fun, Longevity, Memory Loss, Mitochondria, Mitochondrial function, nad, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neuroprotection, nicotinamide mononucleotide, Oxidative Stress, stress response

LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	623128	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2277
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Magic Items Found:	7647	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EpicFailDifficulty

Challenges, determination, difficulty setting, EpicFailDifficulty, learning curve, Life, life lessons, MISTAKES, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, playthrough, progress, resilience, self improvement, setbacks, starting over, success, trial and error

Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MonarchyAxedCraft

Australia, Australian republic, British Monarchy, Commonwealth, constitutional monarchy, Decision making, Democracy, Government, historical change, INDEPENDENCE, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyAxedCraft, national identity, Politics, prince charles, queen elizabeth ii, referendum, Republic, royal family, SOVEREIGNTY

come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	199

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Defense, dementia, dementia risk, global study, Loneliness, loneliness and cognitive impairment, loneliness and dementia, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health study, Mental well-being, research, social isolation, study, worldwide study

come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7959