OnEarth | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	992980	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	2256	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6010
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1462
Crops Grown:	4862	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3529
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchantments Applied:	143
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Farms Harvested:	464
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4345	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mines Excavated:	1032

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14