Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Ru Paul’s Drag Race Minecraft SMP

    Ru Paul’s Drag Race Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to show off your fabulous building skills while strutting your stuff in the latest season of Ru Paul’s drag race? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a chance to compete in epic building challenges while serving looks that will have everyone gagging. Who needs immunity when you have a diamond-studded crown on your head?

    But beware, the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer. Will you be able to outbuild your opponents and sashay your way to victory? Only time will tell on this fabulous Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • WeddingDressDrama

    WeddingDressDrama
    Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other! We have a strict dress code of red only, because the bride will be wearing black and she doesn’t want any broke teenagers ruining her photos with their “unflattering” outfits. But don’t worry, we have a special section for players who refuse to follow the dress code – you can attend the wedding in your old, tight black dress and start some epic in-game drama. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand the importance of a good dress code? Join now and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Mines Excavated: 2777
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MoneyMakers Minecraft SMP

    MoneyMakers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world, mining for hours just to scrape together a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have 6 figure earners roaming around like it’s no big deal. How do they do it, you ask? Well, rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But hey, if you’re brave enough to take on those fluffy little demons, you too could be rolling in the diamonds in no time. So why not join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Who knows, maybe you’ll even be able to afford your own virtual yacht one day.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBedroomAntics

    BlockyBedroomAntics
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, losing your virginity is just the beginning of the wild adventures that await you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of creepers crash your party and challenge you to a dance-off. If you can out-dance them, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the most epic raves in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to dubstep while wearing a diamond helmet.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out these insane adventures on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 740 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 397 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PreggoCraft – Asthma Risk Reduced!

    PreggoCraft – Asthma Risk Reduced!
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that, like, playing on our server can reduce the risk of asthma in your future child by, like, HALF? yea, you heard that right! just by, like, playing minecraft with us, your baby can breathe easy, yo.

    our server is, like, the ultimate place to be if you wanna be a super fit mama and have a healthy baby. we got all the crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you running, jumping, and sweating like never before. plus, our virtual environment is, like, so clean and fresh that it will make your real-life air seem like a polluted dumpster in comparison.

    so, like, forget about boring old exercise classes and join us on our minecraft server for the ultimate workout and baby health benefits. your future child will thank you for it, trust us. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to a healthier, asthma-free baby!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2875 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelated Manga Industry Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Manga Industry Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where the Manga industry in Japan is thriving like never before! Forget about digital subscriptions, we’ve got physical Manga flying off the shelves left and right. You’ll be surrounded by all the latest and greatest Manga series, making every day feel like a trip to a Manga paradise.

    But that’s not all! Ever wondered what happens to anime when print dies? Well, on our server, anime comes to life in the most unexpected ways. You’ll see your favorite characters jumping out of the pages and into the Minecraft world, ready to join you on all your adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where Manga reigns supreme and anime is more real than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Classic Urusei Yatsura Thread Minecraft SMP

    Classic Urusei Yatsura Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world and want to escape to a land where anime and manga are the only things that matter? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a world where anime and manga characters come to life!

    Imagine building your own house next to Naruto, going on adventures with Luffy from One Piece, or even having a tea party with Sailor Moon. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where anything can happen.

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of evil villains plotting to take over the server and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you be the hero we need?

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of anime madness and crazy adventures, then join our SMP today! Who needs the real world when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoNoMineNoNo

    NoNoMineNoNo
    Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive ones, that is). Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DragonTooth Minecraft Server

    DragonTooth Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have dragons with teeth guarding our borders just like Lithuania! you gotta be quick and sneaky to get past them and claim your loot! but watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! team up with your friends and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano! join now for the adventure of a lifetime, if you dare!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyRafa38

    CraftyRafa38
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own tennis court and pretend to be rafael nadal in retirement! smash those creepers like u smash those tennis balls! also we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the zombie apocalypse while eating strawberries and cream just like at wimbledon. don’t miss out on the chance to be the next grand slam champion of minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft server: Brekky Time

    Minecraft server: Brekky Time
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?

    So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP

    River To Sea SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the sea is made of pure obsidian! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our SMP and decided to build a house made entirely of TNT. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged the entire area with pressure plates. Let’s just say, it was a blast!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame the fiercest dragon with just a pat on the head. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll become the next dragon whisperer!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are non-stop. From the river to the sea, there’s never a dull moment in our crazy world. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FILsLifeBoomCraft

    FILsLifeBoomCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and frustration? Look no further, as we have the perfect server for you!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building and destroying to your heart’s content. Need a break from family drama? We got you covered, as our server is drama-free (unless you bring it with you, then it’s fair game).

    And if you’re looking for some family bonding time, bring your loved ones along for the ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets like a sneaky father-in-law stealing from his own son’s bank account. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course).

    So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or mine the rarest diamonds. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players for the title of Minecraft champion. See you there!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ChillCraft SMP – Unwind & Mine

    ChillCraft SMP – Unwind & Mine
    Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LonelyCraft: Find Your Blocky BFF

    LonelyCraft: Find Your Blocky BFF
    Are you tired of wandering the vast, empty landscapes of Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again, because our community is so lively and active that you’ll never have a dull moment.

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky ranks. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. You won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining group of players anywhere else!

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real-life friends when you have llamas and chickens to keep you company?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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