New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 93/800 Votes: 8213
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Chimeras Created: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12

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