OhioSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	16002	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	3308
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	New Chunks Explored:	32417
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1788
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	7786
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3494
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	249	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alien Abductions:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	5281
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	736	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	835
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5999
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	2101	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1