Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

    But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    TrueVan ♥free private♥ Minecraft server

    You can get access to the server in a group on VK.

    Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.

    The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥

    There is also a plot on the server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mines Excavated: 3008
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty SMP Advice Giver

    Crafty SMP Advice Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Crops Grown: 1604
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 326 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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