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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Chimeras Created: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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