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HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6810
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	4879
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Animals Bred:	161	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	1738
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	3479
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2363
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4532	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1