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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 1520
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Secret Passages Found: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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