LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Villages Defended: 18
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 511
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1889

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Animals Bred: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7145 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6421
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Farms Harvested: 892 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

    FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

    On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

    ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Towns Built: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

    CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion
    lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

    oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

    so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SkyDragon Minecraft server

    SkyDragon Minecraft server

    **Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

    ? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

    ? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

    ⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

    ? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

    ? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

    Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Bedrock Only
    Current Players 5
    Features Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
    Age Requirement 13 or older

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
    What if I am under 13 years old? Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
    What is the server’s theme? The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
    Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Villages Defended: 20
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

    Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

    Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6548 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

    Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

    So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BroArrested Minecraft Server

    BroArrested Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

    So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CreeperDinnerDrama

    CreeperDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

    Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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