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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Farms Harvested: 847
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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