LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

    BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Falling into the Void: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4306 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ores Mined: 5744
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Farms Harvested: 562
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

    FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

    On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Crops Grown: 3388

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

    ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 328

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

    CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion
    lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

    oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

    so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Star Shards Collected: 200
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Animals Bred: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SkyDragon Minecraft server

    SkyDragon Minecraft server

    **Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

    ? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

    ? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

    ⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

    ? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

    ? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

    Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 124
    Magic Items Found: 8076 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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