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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4053
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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