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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Animals Bred: 39 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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