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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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