LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Items Found: 2963
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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