so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 6820 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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