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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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