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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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