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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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