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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 203

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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