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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dimension Hops: 10 Void Gems Collected: 26
Buildings Constructed: 22 Enchantments Applied: 68
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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