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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6178

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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