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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Animals Bred: 91 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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