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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8705 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Ores Mined: 3253 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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