NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mines Excavated:	2386
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8816	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7481

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

aid, Ally, bil, billion, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, global affairs, government expenditure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Oct 7, Peacekeeping, record spending, SECURITY, US, US17.9, weapons

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven

cardiovascular disease, chronic disease prevention, dietary patterns, evidence-based research, Haven, health benefits, healthy, healthy eating habits, Heart, heart health, incidence, Long-term Health, mortality, non-vegetarian diets, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based lifestyle, Preventive medicine., reduced risk, umbrella review, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, wellness

🌱🥦🥑

join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌

we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀

come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	9554
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	2790	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Planet SMP

Custom terrain, Dungeon, Earth, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Jobs, Lottery, MONEY, Planet smp, Planets, Survival

Welcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!