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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8194 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Emeralds Found: 8471 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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