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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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