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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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