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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Potions Brewed: 184
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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