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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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