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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
Zombie Dances: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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