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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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