yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Towns Built: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Void Gems Collected: 31 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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