So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Farms Harvested: 816
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1549 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Runes Activated: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 397 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8469 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3969 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Emeralds Found: 7233 Star Shards Collected: 69

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Crops Grown: 2813 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 178
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

    KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition
    LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Inner Voice Volume Boost

    Inner Voice Volume Boost
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

    oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

    so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Potions Brewed: 82 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RandomMC

    RandomMC

    Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

    Perfectum SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Strict yet reasonable
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Unique Features Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

    FAQ

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

    A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

    Q: How does the application process work?

    A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

    Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

    A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

    Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

    A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hell Sex Minecraft Server

    Hell Sex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

    So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ores Mined: 8317
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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