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Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9205	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran and /r9k/ find help in building blocks!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner conspiracy theorist? Look no further! Join our server where we believe the Jews are behind all of our problems and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. But don’t worry, we also have epic PvP battles, crazy parkour courses, and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, join us and let’s show those sneaky Jews who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	175
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Block Titans: Attack on Steve

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	518695	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2980	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8451
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	7137	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8276	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3633
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	216
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1843
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	1643
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	5806
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1