Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Animals Bred: 47 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
Star Shards Collected: 137 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 403
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Chimeras Created: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Farms Harvested: 898
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Items Found: 4857

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7661 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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