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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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