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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Crops Grown: 6145 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Gods Slained: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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