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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
New Chunks Explored: 258628 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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